Saturday, March 20, 2010

Darth Vader's REAL original voice...

Friday, March 19, 2010

Thursday, March 18, 2010

and I deliver to you... a strange ass music video

I expect everyone to put this on their next test...

Bieb of the Day


Why is this guy so mean to Justin? Jealousy probably. Anyhow looks like I'm not the only one trying to get attention from the Bieb. Admittedly I hadn't thought of spamming his facebook over and over and over.

Maybe this is the answer to how I get Justin's attention.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Daily Bieber 3/17/10

Between 2 Ferns 10/10 Ben Stiller / Zach Galifianakis

My Goal for the Beib

My goal is to come up with something so ridiculous to say on Justin Bieber's facebook page that he has no other choice than to respond to me.

What should I say today?!

The Metal Detectors!!! 8/10

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Daily Bieber Advance...

LINKS - PREAPPROVED AS AWESOME BY ME!

http://www.imsdb.com/

Every now and then I want to do a link dump like this! Feel free to submit me a link @ thisisntjon@gmail.com

Lonely Girl - Very Funny (if you haven't already seen it) 9/10

10 Rules for Being Human

1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.
2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."
3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."
4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.
5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.
6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."
7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.
8. What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.
9. Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.
10. You will forget all this.

T-Shirt Wars - 6/10

The T-Shirt War from Ibrahim Nergiz on Vimeo.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Best Video on YOUTUBE (as of right now) 10/10

B is for Bieber...

He will see this. I know it.

Forever's Not So Long 7/10

There are so many freaking apocalyptic movies out right now (THANKS AZTECS) that I am immune to the idea of the world ending. I am especially not interested in watching any movie about genocide, meteors, nuclear fall out, Armageddon, etc. When I found this movie I didn't know it was going to be about the world ending. HOWEVER, "Forever's Not So Long" isn't terrible. It takes a unique approach to the concept and I enjoyed it despite some of the terrible acting.

Have a look!

Forever's Not So Long from garrettmurray on Vimeo.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

9/10 French Short Film w/ A Twist


Get Out
Uploaded by Esma-Movie. - Full seasons and entire episodes online.

Telephone 7/10

Lady Gaga makes a bunch of cultural references in this video. It's a bit too long. I like her style however. If this is what it takes to make a music video different then we just need to accept this and keep moving forward.

Enjoy!

Damn Sealife! YOU SCARY! 10/10

Violent Tiger Attack

Monkey Cooperation

It's the guy from Planet Earth talking about monkeys cooperating and be fair to one another. His voice is like that of a grandpa telling his grandchildren that he's going to take them to the fair and buy them cotton candy.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

MY GIRLFRIEND

My girlfriend is so cute! Look what she made for me when I got sick.




and suddenly the cuteness turns into a death threat...



But she is still adorable! Look at her trying to play golf!!! Awww...





Look what she just sent me!



Isn't she just a cute little flower???

10/10

Hurley is a Human Snuffalufugus

This is genius...



Even if we don't get answers Hurley and Sawyer are awesome.

ALWAYS I WANT TO BE WITH YOU!


Adult Swim has singlehandedly changed my life.

Click here to have your life changed. And please hold on to the night because always I want to be with you. And live in HARMONY HARMONY!

The People on YouTube - They Can Ruin Anything

It's true. Just type in your favorite song into the youtube search box and find the first idiot who is either lip syncing your favorite song or even worse singing it.

My favorite song at the moment is "Ain't No Rest for the Wicked" by Cage The Elephant.


See! Pretty good song. Then you have your average YouTube idiot trying to cover it... This is a pretty obscure song too - just imagine what is happening to YOUR favorite song.



3/10 You Suck.